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About the Club

We’re not a cult. Yet.

About the Sport

Learn more about life after expensive tennis lessons.


Schedules, dates, universal secrets, and a list of who to complain to.

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50 Montgomery Road

Etobicoke, ON

M8X 1Z4

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*The club is located behind central arena on the south side of the building.